George Strait to Release Wild New Album Ahead of 2025 Stadium Tour: See Release Date and Tracklist
Hold onto your cowboy hats, folks—George Strait just shocked the country music world. Ahead of his 2025 stadium tour, the King of Country has announced a brand-new album called “Wranglers, Whiskey, and Wi-Fi.” You heard that right. After decades of classic storytelling, Strait is diving headfirst into the modern era—without letting go of his belt buckle.
Set to release on May 1, 2025, Wranglers, Whiskey, and Wi-Fi is rumored to blend classic honky-tonk vibes with lyrics about TikTok, bad hotel Wi-Fi, and the betrayal of switching to almond milk. Fans are already losing their minds over the news, with pre-orders spiking faster than a neon Bud Light sign flickering at closing time.
The first single, “Lost My Horse (But Found Wi-Fi)”, hits streaming services next week. Early reviews call it “hilariously relatable” and “the anthem for every cowboy who’s ever had to update his iPhone in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.” Strait may be 72, but clearly, he’s got his finger firmly on the pulse—and possibly a pop socket.
Here’s the official tracklist George shared during a live Facebook announcement (while trying to figure out how to flip the camera):
- Lost My Horse (But Found Wi-Fi)
- Cowboy Crying on a Zoom Call
- No Boots in the Airport
- Honky Tonk Hotspot
- Rodeo or Remote Work?
- Tractor’s Got Bluetooth
- MIA Down in MIA (Still Lost)
- Streaming Sad Songs at Sunrise
- New Boots, Same Password
- Whiskey on a Webinar
- Call It a Buffering Night
- Love You More Than 5G
- Ain’t Done Yet (But My Battery Is)
If the album sounds crazy, wait until you see the merch: battery-powered belt buckles, limited-edition “Wi-Fi Wrangler” hats, and a line of Strait-branded Wi-Fi routers shaped like tiny cowboy boots.
Strait’s 2025 stadium tour with Chris Stapleton will feature live performances of these futuristic classics alongside old favorites. Rumor has it, there might even be a giant inflatable iPhone on stage. George Strait: bridging the gap between horses and hotspots, one ballad at a time.
One thing’s for sure: Wranglers, Whiskey, and Wi-Fi proves the cowboy way of life is alive, well, and ready to connect to your network.
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