Joseph Morgan Returns as Brother Blood in Titans Spinoff movie: DC unleashes its Bloodiest Movie yet, Set to be Released in…

In news that shook absolutely no one—but should’ve—DC Comics has “confirmed” that Joseph Morgan is set to reprise his role as the brooding, blood-soaked cult leader Brother Blood in a Titans spinoff movie no one asked for but everyone secretly wants. The film is dramatically titled “Brother Blood: Bloodier Than Ever.” DC promises this movie will go deeper, darker, and weirder than anything you’ve ever seen outside of a Hot Topic clearance bin.

Set for release in 2026, the film follows Sebastian Sanger—aka Brother Blood—as he relocates to Metropolis to start fresh, but ends up joining a support group for former cult leaders run by Lex Luthor’s lesser-known cousin, Rex. Sources say the plot includes interdimensional bleeding, a sentient bathtub, and an emotional dance battle in the rain.

Joseph Morgan reportedly didn’t even realize he’d been cast. “I thought I was doing a shampoo commercial,” he allegedly told reporters, “but then the robe showed up, and the next thing I know, I’m summoning blood portals again. Classic DC.” His method acting for the role includes refusing sunlight and drinking tomato soup directly from a goblet.

The film’s villain? A genetically enhanced goat named “Bleatrix,” created by STAR Labs to harvest universal life force through spoken-word poetry. Bleatrix’s powers reportedly include levitation, sarcasm, and the ability to summon unpaid interns from other timelines. She will be voiced by Helena Bonham Carter using only vocal fry and Gregorian chants.

DC fans are already foaming at the mouth. “It’s about time Brother Blood got a movie,” wrote user @CULT4LIFE on X. “We’ve had 14 Batman reboots, 6 Jokers, but only ONE Joseph Morgan bleeding emotionally in a red hoodie.” Warner Bros. reportedly greenlit the project after a fan petition reached 12 signatures—nine of which were confirmed to be Joseph Morgan under different names.

Directing this crimson masterpiece is Zack Snyder’s intern’s roommate, Todd Snyder (no relation). Todd promises “long slow-motion scenes, thunder at random moments, and monologues about destiny whispered through cracked mirrors.” Cinematography will be handled by someone who once shadowed a guy who held a camera.

Musical score? None other than a post-post-metal band called “The Bleeding Robes,” featuring former members of Evanescence, Linkin Park, and your uncle’s garage band. The soundtrack will reportedly include haunting tracks like “Crimson in My Soul,” “Cult Jam,” and “Sebastian’s Lament (ft. The Weekday).”

Production insiders say the film’s climax involves Brother Blood facing off against his greatest foe yet: an evil version of himself from a dimension where he became an influencer named “BloodTok.” Their final battle reportedly takes place inside a collapsing Hot Topic store, scored by an orchestral remix of My Chemical Romance’s greatest hits.

The visual effects budget? Astronomical. One insider claimed, “We blew $90 million on one scene where a single tear falls into a chalice and opens a portal to the DMV.” Warner Bros. has stated this film will “redefine what it means to cry blood on screen.”

Marketing has already begun, with viral posters appearing in comic shops, bus stops, and underground vampire raves. One teaser simply reads: “He’s back. And he brought the tub.” Another features Joseph Morgan staring directly into the camera while holding a single red candle and a student loan bill.

While many still wonder if this film is real or just a fever dream from a very tired Warner Bros. executive, one thing’s for sure: if Brother Blood: Bloodier Than Ever does drop in 2026, it will either save the DC universe—or completely unravel it in a wave of crimson chaos.

Either way, we’ll be watching… in robes… with snacks… and possibly a goat.